This could go down as one of the all time funniest. Evah. So my mom went out to run some errands. She unknowingly forgot her cell phone and left it right on her night table. My dad was still in bed. He wanted to get a hold of my mom and ask her something important. So...
I took a cooking class last week. With people I didn’t know. It was weird. The guy next to me had terrible breath. It was worse than a fart in a yoga studio. You shoulda seen the guy. He had loafers on with no socks. This guy starts talking about the fact that he...
Man are those Thin Mints good. I will gladly pay $4 a box. Gimme 10 of them pronto. I put them in my freezer and have them for dessert. Ah-may-zing! So this guy calls me up. He wants my Thin Mints. He wants to hire me as his financial planner. He immediately asks me...
Yesterday I was at the counter a La Scala – eating my turkey chopped salad. Chillin like Bob Dylan. Just minding my own bidniz, doin a little reading . This older lady sits down next to me – checks me out – and starts kibitzing (yiddish for talking) with me. She had...
I believe in return on life. I believe that cuddling is worth a gazillion dollars. I believe that you must invest in yourself. Consistently. I believe that everyone needs a mentor. I believe that you will be amazed at the power of compounding of interest. I believe...
It’s a beautiful day. You want to be outside. You’ve been holed up in your office all week. So you you go to a fancy shmancy hotel for lunch. It’s on the beach. Gorgeous view. Very romantic. The whole deal. Montage Laguna Beach anyone? You and...
