Juggling Bad Breath With Weird Chicken Breasts

Juggling Bad Breath With Weird Chicken Breasts

I took a cooking class last week. With people I didn’t know. It was weird. The guy next to me had terrible breath. It was worse than a fart in a yoga studio. You shoulda seen the guy. He had loafers on with no socks. This guy starts talking about the fact that he...
Magda Hit on Me!

Magda Hit on Me!

Yesterday I was at the counter a La Scala – eating my turkey chopped salad.  Chillin like Bob Dylan. Just minding my own bidniz, doin a little reading .  This older lady sits down next to me – checks me out – and starts kibitzing (yiddish for talking) with me. She had...
Cuddling With Money?

Cuddling With Money?

I believe in return on life. I believe that cuddling is worth a gazillion dollars. I believe that you must invest in yourself. Consistently. I believe that everyone needs a mentor. I believe that you will be amazed at the power of compounding of interest. I believe...
Snoop Dog Almost Beat Me Up

Snoop Dog Almost Beat Me Up

I was in San Diego on business.  I had a major sore throat.  I tried Halls, Vicks, Ricola.  But it really didn’t help.   So I decided to go to the bar and get a shot of whiskey – to soothe my scratchy throat.   I get in the elevator.  Ya know – those weird dimly lit...
Bad Gas at Macy’s

Bad Gas at Macy’s

My wife and I had to buy our shmegeggy (crazy) kids some nice clothes for a Bar Mitzvah this weekend.   So we decided to go to the mall and hit up a few dept stores.    First stop.  Macy’s.  What a disaster that place was.  It wasn’t well lit.  I shoulda brought...