I was in San Diego on business. I had a major sore throat. I tried Halls, Vicks, Ricola. But it really didn’t help. So I decided to go to the bar and get a shot of whiskey – to soothe my scratchy throat. I get in the elevator. Ya know – those weird dimly lit...
My wife and I had to buy our shmegeggy (crazy) kids some nice clothes for a Bar Mitzvah this weekend. So we decided to go to the mall and hit up a few dept stores. First stop. Macy’s. What a disaster that place was. It wasn’t well lit. I shoulda brought...