Snoop Dog Almost Beat Me Up

Snoop Dog Almost Beat Me Up

I was in San Diego on business.  I had a major sore throat.  I tried Halls, Vicks, Ricola.  But it really didn’t help.   So I decided to go to the bar and get a shot of whiskey – to soothe my scratchy throat.   I get in the elevator.  Ya know – those weird dimly lit...
Bad Gas at Macy’s

Bad Gas at Macy’s

My wife and I had to buy our shmegeggy (crazy) kids some nice clothes for a Bar Mitzvah this weekend.   So we decided to go to the mall and hit up a few dept stores.    First stop.  Macy’s.  What a disaster that place was.  It wasn’t well lit.  I shoulda brought...